Parking Challenged

I always used to park like a professional. I could pull into any spot on the first try and be perfectly centered. I never hit the curb. I always pulled in enough to still be visible but not have my car's ass be hanging out.

If there was parking in the Olympics, I would have been a gold medalist.

All of that is no more. I don't know what happened.

I park too close on the passenger side and too far away on the driver's side. Every. Time. Even when I think about it as I'm parking, I still park like this. I'm one of those people that I rage at in crowded parking lots. At least I'm not over the line. Yet.