What the Superbowl is Good For

Huhhhh haaaaa absolutely nothing!

OK that isn't entirely true. It gave me a whole lotta time to do...

this!

and another one of these!

and this! It needs eyes.

and fix this!

The top hat is called the Terra Cotta Soldier Hat. Why? Because it reminds me of the Chinese terra cotta soldiers that emperors used to put in their tombs to kick ass in the afterlife.

Kinda creepy.

Upon further investigation, I learned that the hat I was thinking of was actually only worn by generals.

Whoops! Oh well, the name was already assigned. And if you really think about it, a general is a soldier.

Browsing for the pics of that helmet and the terra cotta soldiers brought me to the inspiration for my next hat.

YES!