I weighed Camille today. Not on a baby scale or anything fancy like that. I weighed myself, and then I weighed myself again while I was holding her. I then performed some math (maaaaaaaath).
Weight alone: 145 lbs (DON'TJUDGEME!)
Weight with Camille: 155 lbs
She weighs 10 lbs!! That seems so crazy. She's almost gained 3 lbs since she was born, and in less than two months. Pretty soon she'll weigh 110 lbs and be all growed up and dating boys and I'll have to scare them off by answering the door in bunny slippers and nothing else.
I don't know what the weight is and I don't know what girth means. So now what's the procedure?
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