Squirt Cancer in the FACE

So apparently, boobs don't simply make the yummiest thing you can feed a baby (milk, duh). They're also cancer-killing-juice squirt guns!

OK correction: potential cancer-killing-juice squirt guns.

Behold.

After reading that article, how can anyone afford to NOT breastfeed? Your baby gets the best food possible, and you can corner the market on a cancer cure. Everyone wins!