Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Halloween

Camille was supposed to be Godzilla, and Jake and I were to be Japanese scientists, but I'm lazy and I didn't put together the costumes right. So instead, Camille was a dragon, and Jake and I were her handlers.

Rawr?

No dragon leaves her cave without a binky.

"OK, this is getting old."


We went to a Halloween party, and someone came dressed as a sock monkey. Naturally, he thought Camille would find his costume fun and cuddly. She has a sock monkey toy, so we thought the same thing.

That wasn't the case. She found it terrifying.

MY TOYS ARE GIANT AND ALIVE!
The assisted living facility where I work has a Halloween trick or treat thing every year. All of our residents get in a big line and hand out candy to kids that parade by. The residents love it, the kids love it, everyone loves it. So I took Camille.



She was so stoked to get candy. =|

After trick or treating with the old folks, we headed over to Jake's mom's house for pumpkin carving and general candy-fueled mischief.


Camille used her Auntie Jill as protection against Cash.


Just one more blackmail picture of them kissing.

Cash stole Camille's milk.


So Camille stole Cash's water.

They traded.


And traded again. And Cash tried to feed Camille
her milk.

Can you feel it? The dragon wrath descending? I can.


"I haz a punkin."

The Rash Problem

Camille is a sensitive baby.

Not emotionally. No. Emotionally, she's a viking.

WHO WANTS TO GO TO VALHALLA?!!?!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Recent Cuteness

I've been lazy lately in regards to blog posting. My bad! Whatever. Here are some cute pics!

We've been giving Camille almond milk, and
SHE LOVES IT!

 

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Zombie Preparedness

I like Dr. Who.


A lot.

Jake doesn't like Dr. Who, and I think it bothers him that I watch it so much. He's started watching a show he knows I'll hate, in retaliation!

The Walking Dead.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

The Strategic Pooper

If you have a child, or have ever watched someone else's child, you've probably had to deal with a strategic pooper.

INCOMING!!

Camille is a habitual strategic pooper. She'll hold in a poop until I change her pee-diaper, and then practically the moment I've fastened her fresh new diaper on...


So then I have to chase her down AGAIN.

Avoid her flailing feet so I can undo her jammies AGAIN.

Take her smelly diaper off AGAIN.

Keep her from crawling away AGAIN.

Put on butt paste and a new diaper AGAIN.

And if I'm lucky, she won't poop a second time. But as the parent of a small child, poo is something you've got to get used to. Because when it comes to tiny people: