Jake and I are going to a friend's post-chemo-cancer-beatdown-drink-a-thon tonight, and I got a wild hair up my butt and decided to try on my normal, pre-pregnancy pants once more to see if any of them fit.
Just so you know, this is kinda how it went last time I did this:
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Lo and behold! Some pants fit OMGSDKFSKDGSKDIUGEJHFS!
American Eagle. Stretch. Boot cut. Size 6 (SIX MOTHERFUCKER!) short (because I don't like walking on the backs of my jeans, are ya with me?).
They fit over my thighs. They fit over my butt. They zipped. They buttoned. No squeezing, no pliers, no corset necessary.


LMAO!!!! That pic is EXACTLY how I felt when I tried on my pre preo jeans! They button now but there is still a slight toast top due to the love handles that have taken up residency on my sides! But hey at least I don't have to use all my hair ties to close my pants any more!
ReplyDeleteSeriously! I almost went for the hair bands but then I thought I'd at least TRY to button them, and they buttoned all by themselves! I shed a tear of happiness.
ReplyDeleteNice! Now you can eventually kill the other blog about you losing weight. Did that blog die?
ReplyDeleteYes that blog is dead. I bludgeoned it to death with a Snickers bar. It was a delicious way to go.
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