Nobody Cares

I've spent all morning going through a site called EtiquetteHell.com. I was mostly there for stories of bridezillas,

THESE ROSES AREN'T LIPSTICK RED, THEY'RE FIRE ENGINE RED!!
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY WEDDING!??!!?

but they have sections for etiquette nonsense from every situation that a normal person could run into. I saw one entitled "Baby Showers," and I had to read it.