They're all a bunch of goddamn liars.
Jake's mom found some of his baby pictures and she gave them to me. I don't think I need to explain why I think everyone lies to me about Wormie. Take a look.
Those are all Jake!
Here's some of Wormie so you can compare.
They look like the same person. I'm about to accuse Jake of impregnating me with his clone.
Jake makes fun of Wormie's pseudo-mullet all the time, and as you can see, he had the same hair when he was a baby. We now have photo evidence that the mullet is his fault!
