Snow Adventures

We've been meaning to take Wormie tubing for a while, but just never got around to it until today. She had a blast!

We forgot her sunglasses, so she had the sun in her eyes
the whole time.

Taking a ride to the sledding hill.

Jake and Wormie getting ready to
come down the hill.

She lay there like a slug. It was her only defense.

She fell off the tube and face-planted in the snow.
She was not happy.

Riding down the hill with daddy!

We thought for sure she'd fall asleep in the car, but she didn't. She just blabbed on and on. She gets mad at her sippy cup when she can't suck anymore liquid out of it, so that's what the screaming's all about.

I gave her a tissue for her runny nose. She ripped it up
and put it on top of her head. Classy!

You're All Liars

When people see Wormie, they tell me, "I can really see you in her. She looks like you."

They're all a bunch of goddamn liars.

Jake's mom found some of his baby pictures and she gave them to me. I don't think I need to explain why I think everyone lies to me about Wormie. Take a look.

Those are all Jake!

Here's some of Wormie so you can compare.

They look like the same person. I'm about to accuse Jake of impregnating me with his clone.

Jake makes fun of Wormie's pseudo-mullet all the time, and as you can see, he had the same hair when he was a baby. We now have photo evidence that the mullet is his fault!

Fake Christmas Cards

We got the pictures from Saturday!

They're EXCELLENT.

I'm using one of these as our Christmas card this year. I've been trying to find a good one, and while perusing the 500+ photos, I came across a bunch that I fake-captioned for fake cards.