Showing posts with label Eric the fishes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eric the fishes. Show all posts

Monday, February 7, 2011

I Was Almost a Fish Murderer

I guess it's not murder when it's an accident. But what do you call yourself if you're guilty of manfishslaughter? A FishSlaughterer? That doesn't quite roll off the tongue like "murderer."


My aquarium sports 10 fish and 3 snails. The snails are there on purpose, have pretty shells, and eat algae like it's made out of chocolate. They don't make nasty snail-love and populate my tank with thousands of snail babies.