Dear Camille,

You know how I said I was going to get better about these? Yeah, whatever.

Your dad and I both think you're left-handed. You always reach for stuff with your left hand first. You always chew on your left hand. You always grab my hair with your left hand. I guess it's a bit early to really definitively say, but yeah, that's what we're thinking.

Your eczema is getting worse every day. You wiggle around to scratch your back when you're laying down, which makes your back all red and makes you cry. There's nothing we can do about it, either, except slather you with lotion, keep you naked, and hold you up so you're not rubbing.

Soon, you're going to be able to hold yourself up... you can sit up! You did it last Saturday by yourself. You still fall over every couple of minutes, but you're getting better at sitting up straighter and for longer periods of time. Once you can really sit up on your own, I bet your eczema will start getting better, especially on your back.

Love, Mom

Videos That Are Way More Adorable Than Kim Kardashian

Not that that's hard to accomplish or anything. I hate celebrities that are famous for being famous. "Oohh I made a sex tape; now find me fascinating!" I find it fascinating (and sad, very sad) that anyone even gives a shit who you are.

I just posted a post featuring Kim Kardashian's newest musical abomination. The reason I even stumbled across it is because I was on my YouTube account uploading some videos of Camille. The Kim K song was too awful to not share. It's kind of like when you smell something, and it smells gross, so you give it to your friends and say, "OMG this smells like a burning wildebeest! SNIFF IT. SHARE MY PAIN."

Anyway, on with the show!

Listen, If You Dare

This is possibly the most horrendous song that has ever been created by anyone anywhere ever.

Don't listen to this song if you already suffer from any kind of mental disorder, because this piece of shit song will probably be the last thing you hear before you dive headfirst into complete madness.

If hostile beings from another galaxy descend upon the Earth tomorrow, we'll simply have to play this song on every radio and TV station on the planet, and the invaders will either fall gibbering with blood coming from their ears, or they'll flee across the universe.

The Rare and Elusive Snow Ewok

Also known as teddybearus arcticus.

February Diaper Count

If you will recall, Jake and I started keeping track of Camille's diaper usage. We started January 1st and wil go until December 31st. It's kind of just for fun and to get an idea of how many diapers the average baby uses in a year.

Well, February's count is:

(drumroll)

121 diapers total
76 pee
45 poo

That's an average of 4.3 diapers per day.

In January, there were 133 total diapers, which averaged out to 4.3 diapers per day. Hooray for a consistent baby!

Camille is on track to go through 1,569.5 diapers this year. That's a lot of diapers!